Occasionally, Matthew decides to draw celebrity portraits. The result is so awful that we make sport of letting you speculate on the identity of the people he’s offended.
Here we are again. I drew some folks. Here they are. I started here. Take a close look. This isn't "ET with quarantine hair," though I get where you're coming from. Neither is it Bjork, Ellen Page, or "Rooney Mara, except I don't believe you would know who Rooney Mara...
I'm not sure if you can handle it two weeks in rapid succession, but the way weeks are going these days, it kind of feels like two years. So, maybe it's okay that it is time once again for MATTHEW DRAWS Give it your best shot! Loading…
I drew. I did my best. You guessed. I presume you did your best as well, but friends, it wasn't enough. Here follows an accounting of your misbegotten efforts. Here's what I drew first. I took pride in this portrait. I think it is one of the least awful things I've...
It's been a long time. A long LONG time. And I'm just talking about the last month! But things are ABOUT TO CHANGE! Because Matthew Draws is back! That's right! You heard me! We've been getting messages from folks who are saying they've got lots of time on their hands...
Friends, Some of you have been clamoring for answers. Some of you have been respectfully patient. How do I reward the latter camp without indulging the first? I do not know. It is 5:00 in the morning, and I lack the wits to do anything but march on into that...
Summer has come and gone, and the recent break in the stifling heat has given Matthew the drawing itch again. This is why we all rage about the end of summer. Give it a go. Guess your heart out. Don't get too attached to your answers, though, because they will likely...
Hello friends and people who used to be friends but quit in exasperation and won't be coming back. It's time to share the answers, both wrong and correct. I gave you this. And you gave so much in return. First of all, was the Sarah Jessica Parker camp. ELEVEN of you...
Matthew Draws is back again! It seems improbable that Matthew could keep churning these out while also confounding us week after week. Here's his latest attempt, read 'em and weep. Or, really, just weep.
Another batch of drawings calls for another batch of answers. I gave you this: And you tried, friends. You tried so hard. And some of you prevailed. But most of you did not. This is not: Lebron Janes John Hamm Charles Manson Jason Momoa Ben Affleck Jimmy Kimmel Jared...
