Occasionally, Matthew decides to draw celebrity portraits. The result is so awful that we make sport of letting you speculate on the identity of the people he’s offended.
Here we go again! Now that you've all had enough time to recover from last week's Mark Zuckerberg debacle, Matthew's whipped up a fresh batch of Whatthewhuh for you to sink your teeth into. Enjoy! Or... don't enjoy! The drawings will be equally inscrutable either way!...
Perhaps driven by pent-up demand, Matthew Draws 46 prompted the most guesses of any Matthew Draws in Matthew Draws history. Thank you, everyone who risked humiliation by daring to guess the identities of my hapless victims. With no further ado, here is the drumroll...
If you’ve been feeling a little hole in your heart and you don’t know why –
If you’ve been unable to finish your breakfast and you don’t know why –
If you’ve been sitting awake in the dark fretting and you don’t know why –
here is the answer! Matthew Draws is resuscitated! Your lives need live in limbo no longer! La la la la la!
People, I am in a hurry. We leave for Alaska in ten days. I have 20 days worth of things to do. Forgive the brevity, but I know all you want is the eye candy, anyway. This... ...is not Al Gore Dan Rather? Howard Cosell (on a good day) Ronald Reagan! Jerry Orbach Marc...
So here we go again. I can't tell if the problem this week is whether Matthew chose to draw people completely unfamiliar to me, or whether he's done a really terrible job drawing people I really ought to recognize. Either way, he fully deserves the blame. Have a...
Yes, yes, I know I'm late in posting this post. You have told me. I have heard you. Apologies and so on. I am full of excuses but will keep them to myself. Let's just begin. Right now. I drew this person. And most of you people were convinced, with all your...
Alright alright, so we've been a bit unreliable of late. But guess what? Matthew's been using this time to really focus on his drawing skillz. Yeah, I KNOW. So hold on to your seats and take some educated stabs in the dark, because Matthew Draws IS BACK. Powered by...
You know the drill. You're grouchy and impatient. I have what you want, and there is no need to be coy. Let's dive right in. I'm proud of you guys! Many of you were right on track, though others of you provided amusing alternatives to the actual answer. I did...
It's that time of week again! Matthew is back with some doozies, but all things considered, I'm starting to worry that his drawing skills are just getting too good. I wouldn't say he's any better at capturing likenesses, but I do think I'm starting to see more...
