It’s been a long time. A long LONG time. And I’m just talking about the last month! But things are ABOUT TO CHANGE! Because
Matthew Draws is back!
That’s right! You heard me!
We’ve been getting messages from folks who are saying they’ve got lots of time on their hands to stare at their screens, to stare at celebrities on their screens, and to imagine those celebrities not looking as good as they usually look – and so it seems that everyone’s starting to think that in these last few weeks their skills have finally been so keenly sharpened that they are prepared to slay whatever challenges Matthew can throw their way. Is this overconfidence borne in isolation, when the usual people who keep you in your place are working from home and looking haggard on the other end of the Zoom? Or is this simply historic truth being lost in the haze of time and higher-than-usual carb consumption?
Do your best, people. Which will also, probably, be your worst.
For those of you who are new to the game, just fill out the form, no answers in the comments or chitchat on Facebook with all your (hahahaha you’ll never actually guess them) spoilers! Matthew will post the answers over the weekend.